Erisss

Come back, Eris! Hades means well.

"Hades, do you ever relieve yourself of the burden that is Hercules? Honestly love, you'll leave me here all alone and defenseless, if life ever came down to those circumstances,"

"Eris babe, hear me out, I've got a full-time gig to run down here and your blabbering mouth isn't solving any of my problems,"

"Come again?"

"I'd love to,"

Eris scoffed, making way for a trail of silent fury as her essence followed closely in suit.
"Your problem, Hades,"

Eris meditated quietly to herself. "is now that of your concern. I've had enough, dealing with your temperament, tantrums, everything,"

"No wait, babe, please hold on, can't we talk about this?"

"We HAVE been talking about this, Hades! Just look at yourself! You're a disgrace to immortality, let alone myself! I've had enough dealing with you and your -"

"***?"

"What?" Eris drew back, suddenly phased.

"Let's have ***,"

"Impertinent pig," Eris growled.

"It's about that, isn't it? What, I move too slow, too fast? C'mon babe, tell me what it is and I swear I'll improve!"

Eris stopped dead within her tracks.

"You're a father now, Hades, I expect you to behave no less than the Lord of the Underworld along with your gracious paternal instinct,"

Hades circled Discord and met her straight in the eyes.

"Then let's work together as a team, doll; We've got what it takes, so let's use it to our advantage!"

Eris turned away.

"Please, doll?"

"Leave me be,"

"All right, fine, if it's space you want, it's space you'll get, but you'll come running, you always d-,"

SLAP!

"You mock my frail estate, heathen. I've been carrying your seed since the day we connected, and this is how you repay me? By entitling me as a subordinate of your doing? May the plagues of Odysseus be cast your way, Hades,"

"No, babe, I didn't mean it like that!"

"Piss off!"

Yup. Eris's hormones are apparently raging.
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